Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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