are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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