People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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