Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize
