with your own penis?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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