Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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