Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
