i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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