I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
