i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
