i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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