Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You need Xanax blowdarts
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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