I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
