I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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