He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Farmville is her only friend.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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