Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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