Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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