suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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