Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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