I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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