What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just pee around me
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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