dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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