are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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