When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
