In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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