so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm just crazy horny about you
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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