I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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