Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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