Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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