What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
