the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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