Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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