it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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