wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
