why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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