I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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