was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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