I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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