Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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