they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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