when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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