Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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