It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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