I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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