Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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