i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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