we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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