nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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