You really coming over, don't trick.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Found your dick twin last night
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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