that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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