he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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