Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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