Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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