This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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