walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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