is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I did not marry a roomba.
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